Sunken Treasure

This has been quite a week. I’ve learned not one, but two earth-shattering lessons:

1. Finding out an embarrassing secret about a friend is great, but it pales in comparison to finding out an embarrassing secret about a friend with audio/visual proof.
2. While this blog and our old trusty friend, pornography, are two great things the Internet has to offer, they may not be the best.
   Ladies and gentleman, I humbly present…

“Let’s Go to the Mall” by Robin Sparkles, aka my friend, Robin Scherbatsky.