A new barn-volution in dating efficiency

Check it. New thing. The Lemon Law. On a blind date and realize whoever set you up with this uggo is truly not your friend? You’re free to go. Walk into a coffee shop and spot a muffin top spilling all over the hottie you’ve been chatting with online? Walk away, my friend. Eject. Abort. Do not pass Go. The Lemon Law allows you to bail on any date in the first five minutes, no questions asked. Consider it a hall pass for dating.

I’ve uploaded some cards below. Print them out, fold them over, and simply hand one to your next flailing date before he or she gets their hopes all up in your grill. You’re welcome.

Click here for printable “Lemon Law” cards.